1 Wait a minute before asking a beautiful girl out. It might be your last happy minute.
2 You can always make it in life. All you need is HOPE, DETERMINATION...and a GUN.
3 Love your enemies...Kill them later.
4 I helped my kid sister with her maths homework. I did so bad now I'm the one taking maths lessons.
5 Love is in the air. It smells like fart.
