1) Honesty is the best policy...if you are not a good liar.
2) Have a shot of whiskey. Now she’s beginning to look pretty. Isn’t she?
3) “You can’t protect yourself from death”, said the Pope. “Let God decide when you will die”.
He finished. Then he drove off. In his bullet-proof car.
4) She smiled at me. I smiled back. She laughed. I laughed too. Then she pointed at my open zipper.
5) Behind every rich man is a gold-digger. Behind every poor man is a grave digger.
