Monday, June 11, 2012

FUNNY HANSEL QUOTES (part 3)



1)    Sshhhh! The president is talking. Be quiet and listen to his lies.

2)    I go to work and pretend to do my job. At the end of the month, they pretend to pay me.

3)    What guy said women were to be trusted? Crucify him! Crucify him!

4)    My girl. The way she smiles, the way she kisses me. One moment, please. I need to throw up.

5)    There’s a thin line between love and stupidity. All men have crossed that line.

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