FUNNY HANSEL QUOTES (part 2)

                                      

   1)      My girlfriend and I always lie to each other. She tells me she loves me, and I tell her I am rich.  

     2)      Some people say robots will take over the world someday. I can’t wait to see an unemployed robot! 

     3)      Sorry I don’t smoke. I’m a vegetarian.

     4)      If you try and don’t succeed, try again. Then quit.

     5)      Yesterday, I played a prank on 3 police officers. They played a prank on me too. Sorry, I can’t write   anything funny here. My butt’s still sore.